absoluutebliss:

first of all who allowed me on the internet

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

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