• James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
  • Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
  • James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
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    If you have ever taken a razor blade to that beautiful body of yours, skipped one or more meals, cried yourself to sleep because you never thought you were good enough, attempted any sort of self harm, had thoughts of taking your own life, or actually tried it, HONESTLY reblog this.
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    Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

    plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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